Category Archives: The Gorram Weather

Friday… Strong winds. Mostly cloudy with a 40 percent chance of snow. Blowing snow. Visibility near zero at Times in exposed areas. Highs in the upper 30s. Northwest winds 25 to 35 mph increasing to 40 to 50 mph in … Continue reading →

Ok…the car’s back. The battery died. Because of the cold. The cold killed the battery. The battery keeled over and passed away because of the friggin’ cold. JUST HOW COLD DOES IT HAVE TO BE FOR THE BATTERY TO GO: … Continue reading →

Got up today, and yes, it’s still snowing like a bitch. Have class at 9am, so I get ready around 7:30 so I have enough time to thaw off the car and get going. Get my stuff in car and … Continue reading →

Weather forecasts are funny. Today it reads: light snow. But then, you open the curtains, and notice how thick the fog is, the fact that the snow doesn’t seem to be stopping any time and the pile of it next … Continue reading →

Back in the time when I did theatre, we came up with a list of phrases that all members of our group would utter at some point. The list opened with the most important: “DEAR GOD WHAT AM I DOING … Continue reading →