About Me:

• So.....what's with "Beast"?
  Think X-Men.
• Are you a goth/darkie?
  If you're a goth, you're probably laughing your ass off, but I've seriously been asked this before. Let me clear it out: I may dress in dark colours, wear dark nail polish every once in a while, have a particular affection for darkness, sharp and pointy things, skulls and the such...but NO....I'm not a goth. Don't have anything against them, though.
• Are you certifiably insane?
  Probably so.
• Can I email you just to chat?
  Sure.
• Awwww....you're such a nice person!
  Awwww, shucks, thank you *blush*....now bugger off.
• So, you're a shrink, Can you be my online therapist?
  NO.

About the Site:

• Why a website?
  I was really bored the night of December 31, 1999.
• You have a very simple looking page.....where are all those thingies that jump and shine?
  #1 I don't like those thingies, #2 too many things in one place get me confused....
• Why is your site in English and Spanish?
  Because I want to?
• Dude.....what's with the words in the index?
  I like Latin?
• Can I link to your site?
  Yes. You can use this banner

About the Artwork:

• Have you ever taken art lessons?
  After years of random doodling, I took two drawing classes in 2003. Other than that, it's all directly off my brain.
• Your art sucks!
  Thank you!
• What's with the oriental squiggly thingie on your drawings?
  Japanese Kanji. It means "Kemono" (Beast). No, I don't speak Japanese (I'm still learning). I took the Kanji from a dictionary.
• Do you consider yourself an artist?
  Not really. I consider myself either a psycho with too much spare time, or a hopeless dreamer.
• Then why do you keep doing artsy crap?
  Because the need to create is stronger than me.
• I liked 'xxxxxxx' pic from your gallery, can I take/copy/print/tattoo it?
  NO
• Even if I ask nicely?
  NO

About the Writing:

• You have too many typos.....don't you know how to write properly?
  My internet schedule's between 12 and 4 a.m.......typos happen. I try to correct them, but they're bound to slip through.
• You. Suck.
  *beam* Thanks!!

About the Crocheting:

• How long have you been crocheting?
  My Grandma Teresa taught me when I was 9. It's been a mania ever since.
• Why only blankets and scarves?
  They're VERY easy to make and I can do it in class, while walking, watching movies, etc.
• Will you make me something? I'll send you cash!
  Sorry, don't take crocheting comissions. I have early stages of carpal tunnel and while I consider crocheting a stress reliever for me, I'd rather keep it as a personal hobby.

Still got questions?!....

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All graphic material property of © Diana 'the Beast' Mejía Beaton, 2006.
It may not be used without my permission.